Weird News Headlines All Revolving Around Cats

It appears that cats are no longer content with dominating the Internet - they've set their sights on controlling the national media as well. 

This gallery of bizarre cat headlines is one evidence of their plan to take over the planet, and yet nobody seems to be taking this credible threat to national security seriously.

Check out these funny headlines and see for yourself. 

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